seriously though, how cool would it be to have that one best friend that’s like your other half and you can literally talk about everything and they’ll completely understand you and not judge you.
In New Zealand our drinking age is 18 but the drink driving tolerance for under 20s is zero and my friend who’s a cop said he gets great pleasure out of breathalising sober under 20 year olds and watching the terror fill their face as he tells them they’re 10 times over the legit drinking limit cause ten times zero is still zero
"Well met, you two! Surprise, I made you lunch!"
Me when I’m forced to go anywhere.
i’m not usually a praying girl but if you’re out there, madoka,
The new super smash bros looks great